have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
