no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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