Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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