come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sorry about my life...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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