Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
