I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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