i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Two words: nipple clamps
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