D3 body, D1 cock
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
