Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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