I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Say something about gay babies.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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