pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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