So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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