'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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