Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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