Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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