well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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