let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we're making bets on your personal life
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
You left your phone here
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