No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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