Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
