...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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