I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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