The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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