someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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