DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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