I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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