he wants to bone in the snuggie
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i dont even know how to be here
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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