i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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