Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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