on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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