we have officially lost it.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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