Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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