The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You need a sexual gate keeper
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
as a side note pls kill me
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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