I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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