I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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