Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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