He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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