Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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