barbara walters just said penis...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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