Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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