is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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