Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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