if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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