He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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