To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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