6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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