you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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