Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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