Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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