Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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