Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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